Operation Backlog Completion 2026
Jan 062023
 

Let’s talk about Lover Pretend, the final game I beat in 2022.

Lover Pretend is an otome visual novel about a screenwriting student named Chiyuki who is searching for the identity of her father and has narrowed it down to a handful of possibilities. When she gets an opportunity to work as an assistant screenwriter alongside people related to the men on her list, she sees it as a great opportunity for both her career and her quest.

During the common route, I had my eyebrows raised about a story premise where most of the love interests have the potential to be the protagonist’s half-brother. Fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately), that aspect is quickly dismissed and forgotten in most of the routes. Despite it being set up as the protagonist’s main goal, most routes don’t deal with it at all.

Instead, each route has a different focus and conflict depending on the love interest. The only thing they have in common relates to the game’s title, “Lover Pretend,” as Chiyuki ends up pretending to be in a relationship with them.

The reason for the fake relationship is different in each route (and despite what the store page says, it’s not because she’s cast as the love interest in the movie, so I don’t know why it says that), and some of them are a bit of a stretch. But whatever, the premise of the game is about getting into a fake relationship, so let’s just roll with it for the sake of comedy and romance.

This fake romance leads you to learn more about the love interest and his personal conflict, with choices along the way determining what sort of ending you get.

One unique feature is the “Pretend Time” mechanic, where you need to answer several questions in a row to lie your way out of a predicament. It’s entertaining, although it really isn’t as focused on lying as the name suggests. While it often is, it’s also used for any situation where you need to make a series of choices – like trying to guess a character’s motivations.

So, now that I’ve explained what Lover Pretend is, how did I feel about it overall? It’s… fine.

It’s a romantic comedy, and there are times when it’s pretty funny, but not as funny as something like Cupid Parasite, for example. The love interests are also just fine. I liked three of them, loved another until his best ending ruined both the character and the romance (seriously), and would have liked the fifth if it was a full-length route like the others.

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I wouldn’t have minded Kazuma’s “I’ve actually been jealous of you and secretly hoping you’d fail so you’d have to depend on me” nonsense as a plot point, but making it the final trigger for the love confession and now they’re a happy couple?? What the heck was that???

Lover Pretend isn’t the game to play if you’re looking for a deep plot or exceptional humor, but it’s an enjoyable enough time with mostly enjoyable characters. If the premise interests you, it’s worth taking a look, but if you’re on the fence, there are many others I’d recommend before it.

Jan 042023
 

All right. Last year’s writing goals… didn’t pan out.

In fact, I’m not sure I accomplished a single thing that was on that list, aside from writing a new novel draft in November for NaNoWriMo.

Part of it is because of the same thing that got in the way of my writing goals the previous year: On An Island of Oaks, my Oak Island horror novel that must share the same curse as the island itself, because no matter how many times I rewrite it, it never seems to get any better.

So even though I thought I would be able to proofread the latest draft and then send it to a beta reader, I realized the current attempt was as soulless as the one before it and started over.

I can’t blame it all on that novel, though. I was also just distracted by other things and devoted less time to my fiction writing than I wanted to. My 2023 writing goals, therefore, are more focused.

By 2024, I will:

  • Send out regular batches of queries for my novels in the querying stage.
  • Rewrite On An Island of Oaks again.
  • Revise any of my other novel drafts.
  • Return to On An Island of Oaks and either revise it until it can be sent to a beta reader, or set it aside for the foreseeable future.
  • Write at least 5 new short stories, any genre.
  • Regularly update side websites and increase traffic to 500+ visits per month.

And as usual, I’ll write a new novel draft for NaNoWriMo in November. It’s funny that the one part that’s a specific challenge is the part I actually got done.

Let’s hope the rest of the list goes better this year. Do you have any writing goals in mind for 2023?

Jan 022023
 

Last year, I aimed to complete another 100 games from my backlog as part of the eternal quest to work my way through all of these games.

I didn’t make it, ending the year with 71 games completed.

Like I mentioned two days ago, this is The Great Ace Attorney’s fault. I spent a lot of time, especially near the start of the year, picking up a game to play only to put it down with a sigh because it wasn’t The Great Ace Attorney. I’m amazed I reached 71.

So with that in mind, I’m going to try again. 100 games is the goal!

Operation Backlog Completion 2023

In addition to the overall number, I also made a list of 20 specific games I wanted to play last year. Of those, I finished… three. (One of those three did end up being my favorite game I played last year, so at least there’s that.)

For this year, let’s carry over the unfortunate number of remaining titles, along with my most-anticipated games of 2023 and a couple others I firmly intend to finish.

  • Batman: Arkham Knight (followed by Arkham Origins)
  • The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings (followed by Witcher 3)
  • Dragon Quest XI
  • Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition
  • Yooka-Laylee
  • Aurion: Curse of the Kori-Odan
  • Dies Irae
  • The Great Gaias
  • Trails in the Sky SC (followed by Trails in the Sky the 3rd and Trails from Zero)
  • Triangle Strategy
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Yakuza 5
  • The Good Life
  • Xenoblade Chronicles 3
  • Tokyo Xanadu eX+
  • Alan Wake II
  • Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes
  • Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
  • Final Fantasy XVI
  • Like a Dragon: Ishin

How many years will I make this list before I decide the games that have shown up on it for half a decade now probably shouldn’t be listed as specific priorities if I just ignore them anyway? Oh well, maybe this will be the year I actually play them!

…Although with the 3DS and Wii U eShops shutting down in March, I’ll want to pick up some games before they’re out of reach forever… sorry, backlog.

Do you have any backlog goals in mind for 2023?